Bizarre “Twist” of Sleep

I went to bed early this evening with Mr. Lortab.  I woke up minutes ago and decided to take the rest of the cocktail.  My legs have been hurting considerable all day.

I looked down. My left thigh has a bulb on it.  I have twisted my thigh muscle so bad that you can actually see it. I tried to massage it.  I can confirm a very dense knot of my muscle.

Yes.  I would say it hurts quite a bit.

I’m thinking that I should probably keep my weight off of it until it goes down.

I pray the DNA test request is processed quickly. I want a proper name of my issue so I can give it a good cursing.

Jay C. “Jazzy_J” Theriot